Aper nak buat biler busan time meeting?

Hahaha...aku slalu jer rase busan time meeting...yg jadi tak busannyer biler aku kne jadi pengerusi n setiausaha (mmg sah sah laa tak rase busannyer).

Ini adalah perkara-perkara yg sering dilakukan oleh aku dan Geng Samseng Kampung Dusun:

a) wat lawak tk henti2, gelak2 sakan (smpai kena aim ngn org atasan)
b) ngumpat secara bertulis (tmbah dosa jer)
c) melukis karakter2 kartun spt bunga, arnab, bunga lagi dan arnab mutasi (hehehe)
d) melukis potret salah seorang intan terpilih drp kalangan AJK meeting (asah bakat trpendam) -yg penting jika org tuh tgh wat aksi best (trmenung...nganga mulut...brkerut kening2...hehehe)
e) brlakon karakter murid2 5 Jasmine <---slh satu drp kelas agresif (hah...mmg pueh ati den)
f) online guner fon laa (teknologi beb)
g) bwk laptop (yg kecik2 skik) n amik gmba2 syok sndiri guner webcam (serius besttt...owh yeah...)

Ha, cuber laa try yg maner2...tp pastikan kiter ader geng yg leh join skali... :)

I'm...Interrupted :(

Seriously...I need a walking, talking, living P.A. and not just a PDA. This reminds me about Vinny Yang, she was really a good assistant until she finally gave up in Year 6. I can't have a smartphone as a helper, coz I always can't hear a phone ringing and what a reminder can do to help me, rite???rite??? Duh...

Sorry, when my mind's interrupted, I will babling in English. This is a good sign of a bipolar rite. Oh my.Oh my....Erghhh, gelinyer aku kalo nk spekang2 nih.

Hah, sjak aku dilantik sbg Ministry Of Finance nih, aku gumbira krn K.Tim la yg plg cooperative. Very, very eficient. On time, mengalahkan sumer2 kepala atasan...eh silap, org2 atasan...huhuhu.

Huh...tensennyer aku stiber di umah...adus adussss adusssssss!!! Tolong! Tolong! Aku nak ketenangan.

Sbenarnya, aku sndiri pun xtau aperla sbenarnyer yg aku nk blog kn kt sini arini....nmpk sgt aku 'gagagagaga'...otak skewl. Arghhh!!!

.....comeynyer ank Iffa nih, pndai tul posing....

Sanggupkah Kita Deal Dengan Orang Camnih?

Aku bukan nak cakap per...tapi biler time kiter bekerja secara professional, masih ader org2 yg bersikap demotivate (suker ati aku jer nak bg istilah yer...hahaha). Org2 camnilah yang akan slalu menimbulkan kemarahan dan dosa2 akibat mengata dier. Cuber kalo kiter pikir, sanggup ker kiter ni dibenci dan dikutuk di belakang sbb sikap2 kiter yg kureng tuh. Hah! Lu Pikirla Sendiri!

Contoh2 Orang-orang Spesis Demotivate:

a) suke mengganggu orang lain ketika org tuh sdg bercuti
b) asyik kejar org lain sbb nak itu ini
c) keje nyer kejar org lain jer tapi keje sndiri tak siap
d) sedap mulut jer nak marah2 kiter, tp tuan punyer mulut tu pun wat mender yang samer
e) hebatnyer membodek...dapat elaun tambahan ker???

Setakat ni jer yg aku boleh pikir ttg spesies nih....kalo nak contoh-contoh lain, cuber lihat di persekitaran anda.

(huh...tarik nafas...hembussss...tarik nafas...hembusss <---cara pengawalan terbaik menangani kemarahan)

My Tiring Day...With Lots Of Travelling

Haha...finally, aku dapat tgk 2 movie skaligus arinih. But to tell the truth, it was so, so tiring. Pagi2 aku dh btolak nk amik Is kul 11, but I knew it was quite late. Kemudian, kitaorg g trus ke KLCC dgn harapan...there would be empty seats (quality ones) to watch movie. Tapi, tengok2 dh ramai org kat KLCC ruper nyer, n it was still holiday today...duh. Naik jer smpai TGV, mak aih...dh ramai org line up, giler arr...punyerla ramai, aku x sanggup nak join in...no,no,no,no. 13 minit jer aku kt KLCC, dtg bayar parkin jer...aper daa :P.

Then, kitaorg pegi next destination...Times Square, harap2 adela seats best skik. Aku pun dah bwak kete cm driver F1 jer tadi. Aku mntk tlun Is bratur dulu...bgus Is, nxt time ko leh wat cmtuh lg...efisien sungguhs...hee hee hee. Tapi sayang btul...Valentine's Day takder lak kt situ, so kitaorg tengok Percy Jackson jer la. Haha, yer aku mmg suker tgk citer ttg teen2 nih, cm Harry Potter, Percy Jackson. Dier punyer CGI, not bad...best gak cm citer Harry Potter. Budak2 skulah aku msti suker tgk hero Percy Jackson tuh...cute sgt :D.

Abes jer citer tuh, kitaorg g santap dulu...perut dah lapar beb, kruk krak dah. Disebabkan planning mmg nak tengok 2 movies, so aku cadang g Jusco Cheras Selatan jer. Aku kompem citer Valentine's Day tuh msti ader kat saner. So, utk mengkompemkan lg,k aku bli newspaper...sah..kul 6. Aper lagi, terus la gi saner...hehehe, bab kater Is, mcm roadshow lak. Aku lak rase cam wat concert tour.

Bestnyer arinih...berjaya gak aku tengok dua2 movie...wpun otak sedikit confused utk process citer2 yg aku dh tgk tadi...haha. Memang penat...kuar 10 pg balik 10 mlm...woo hoo!!! (Dlm ati...bilerla aku nak abeskan marking kertas2 xm nih...lalalala).

P/S...aku suker Mort...suker sgt...hee hee...

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Kenapa Ada Orang Yang Tak Faham?

Aku pelik laa...kenaper tetiber nak add aku semula kat FB, selama nih siap lari2 drp aku, cmla aku nk stalk dier lak, prasan betul...pastu siap mintak maaf, halal makan minum, banyak ker dosa dier ngan aku???. Aku ingat dier dh taknak ader connection ngn aku lagi...yelaa, aku kan dituduh oleh dier "prasan bagus". TQ so much. Actually, I AM better than u r...cube laa pikir yer.

Owh, ni lagi satu, pompuan dier pulak nk stalker aku skrang. Naper? dier ingt aku nk sgt ker species jantan dier tuh. Tolong adjust skik brain ko, I'm not gedik like u. Amik ko. Arghhhh!!! Sabar2.

OK, this is the lyrics yg sepatutnyer this jantan concern...please alert ngan yang dh di highlighted tuh...PLEASE, OK...

kekawan ku...kenaper ader orang yang tak faham2 lagi nih??? When I'm in silent, I mean NO. Btul tak??? :(

"Gone"

What you see's not what you get

With you there's just no measurement

No way to tell what's real from what isn't there

Your eyes they sparkle

That's all changed into lies that drop like acid rain

You washed away the best of me

You don't care

You know you did it

I'm gone

To find someone to live for

In this world

There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight

Just a bridge that I gotta burn

You were wrong

If you think you can walk right through my door

That is just so you

Coming back when I've finally moved on

I'm already gone

Sometimes shattered

Never open

Nothing matters

When you're broken

That was me whenever I was with you

Always ending

Always over

Back and forth, up and down like a rollercoaster

I am breakingThat habit

Today

There is nothing you can say

Sorry doesn't cut it, babe

Take the hit and walk away

'Cause I'm gone

Doesn't matter what you do

It's what you did that's hurting you

All I needed was the truth

Now I'm gone

What you see's not what you get

What you see's not what you get

I'm already gone

Oh, I'm already gone, gone, gone, gone

Already gone

I'm gone

It's Better Like This...

Arghhh, tetiber aku tensen skejap...kejap jer...kalo lamer2 nnt wrinkles lak...hahaha...

Dlm ati aku...lebey baik aku kwn ngn Adam Lambert...at least he's a gay dat can sing...

Lagu Biler Aku Stress...

Seronok betul tengok dorang menari nih... :D (PAUSE dulu IPOD sbelum PLAY vclip nih ekk)

Lyrics | Super Junior lyrics - Sorry Sorry lyrics

U know U R In Love When...

Yang nih, aku collect drp one of my fav mags (our local Hot mag)...bergantung la pada korang kalo ianya btul ker, cam geli2 ker...or wuteva ker...aku sajer letak kat sinih, supaya kte tau aper jawapan depa2 tuh...




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U know U R In Love When :

a) u want to kill that person. Love makes ppl want to do stupid things - Ne Yo
b) u keep smiling idiotically while driving - Xandria Ooi
c) he/she is the 1st n last thing u think about - DJ Rudy
d) u r drunk. "Love Drunk" - Boys Like Girls
e) u listen to love song n that one face pops up - DJ JJ

n the rest...check out in the latest Hot (Issue 141).

For me:

I know I'm In Love When Someone Loves Me Back As Much As I Do :(

For you:

You know you are in love when ___________________________.

Haha, this is just for fun. Not really meant anything except for those who believes.

P/S- Ona, yeahhhh...Krabi is definitely in the list.

Aku Yang Rajin...(blah la wei!!!) Plus Horror Pic

Hahaha...dah kat kul 3 pagi, tp aku x tdo2 lagi. (ceh...mcm starting citer seram lak). Rajin bebenor aku ni yer, kalo marking paper exam kan lagi bagus...adeker patut aku duk blogging lak. Tapi peduli aper aku...ader aku kesah??? <-- spt kater2 en.nizam kamben.

Malam ni kedengaran bunyi mercun yg begitu merdu, membelai semua tetulang telinga aku. Yeah...malam ni sume warga Chinese "makan besar" punyer...aku pun makan besar gak ngan Is kat Nandos tadi. Wah...sure dentist aku akn terasa bengang kalo dier tau aku melantak ayam2 selamer nih...huhuhu...

Aper-aper pun, aku nak wish Selamat Tahun Baru Cina to all my Chinese and non-Chinese frens. Kepada Chan, i'll be coming to ur house for ang pows...huarghahaha!!! To Puan Chen, I'll be coming to ur house to haunt ur daughter...huarghahaha!!! (yang nih lagi HORROR).

Nak tengok gamba lagi horror...sila tengok di bawah.

Gonna LIVE Like We're Dying

Hahaha...tajuk jer hebat cam Kris Allen. Kalo boleh sekarang, aku nk wat camtuh jer. Live like we're dying. Hmmm, biler keje bertambah dan rase cam malas jer nak wat aper-aper, muler la aku terpikir nak pegi bercuti lagi nih. Kali nih, kalo boleh aku nak wat aktiviti ekstrem takpun snorkeling. Kalo tak bole wat aktiviti camnih, aku nk travel jauh skik, pegi sorang-sorang pun takper (cewahh, yela tuh, berani ker aku travel sorang2?!!).

Checklist List Of Countries:

1) Australia (in the making)
2) USA
3) England
4) Japan (ade member kat sinih-green lite)
5) Italy

Bunyi cam banyak duit jer nak pergi tempat-tempat camnih kan. Hahaha, memang aku dah skewl. Takper, planning camnih is a lifetime process. Memandangkan sekarang nih aku tak terikat ngan sesiaper, aderla lebey baik aku menghabiskan maser utk diri aku sendiri. Siapa setuju goyang kaki kanan yer...yee haa!!!


(Cuti-cuti di Singapore)

P/S - Ona, aku pinjam gambar ko yer, aku suker gambar nih...suker sangat (dalam nada iklan chewing gum :P)

All About Us - Girls, Females, Ladies, La Femme etc.

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Huuuu...sedey betul aku tengok citer nih - All About Steve. Mengisahkan Mary (lakonan Sandra Bullock yg klakar cute tuh) yg tinggal ngn parents lg wpun dh berusia (ehem ehem). Dia cm nerd skik, fokus kepada keje die (wat crosswords for newspapers) n x sosial (meaning: x kuar dates). Until laa parents dier setup dier ngan dis guy.

So, of coz la, dis guy ader ruper. Mary suker kat dier n unfortunately she (Mary) wasn't his type of all. Yelaaa, she's nerd, still living with her parents at her age n totally words-flutter aka walking dict. Tapi disbbkan Mary ingt dis guy suker kt dier, dier pun create satu crosswords ttg - All About Steve. Sbg kesannya, dier kena fired. Yelaa, adeker wat crosswords ttg laki tuh..what his eyes colour, what he looks like...aper daa.

Tapi, yang aku nak tekankan di sini, disebabkan Mary ni jenis intelektual yg lurus bendul die dimain-mainkan lak oleh rakan sekerja laki tadi tuh. Sian dier, mati2 dier ingat laki tu mmg suke kat dier. Sampai lubang cacing dier ikut dat guy. Dat guy lak jadi phobic sbb dier ingt Mary ni stalking dier (alamak..stalk-cam Is lak...hehe). Dat guy siap cakap Mary ni nak bunuh dier. Kesian Mary. Lelaki mmg macam nih, cepat wat assumption.

Kalo perempuan tu nerd dier taknak. Kalo cantik seksi tp IQ kurang nak pulak. Lebih2 lagi yang tergedik-gedik, manja cam kucing miang, lagila dier nak. Pastu biler dah kawen ngan kucing miang, nak cari pompuan lain lak. Err...sori2...terlajak citer lak, hahaha :P .

Tapi, last2, Mary dh fhm. Die dipermainkan jer n dat guy still tak akan terima dier after all. Sekian terima kasih. Aku pun dah berjaya me'rojak'kan bahasa kat sini.

Kesimpulannya:

"Kita kena berhati-hati ngan siapa yg kita nak kenal tuh especially wat kawan2 ku yg single (Hey Single Ladies!)"

Starting All Over Again

Hello. Salam wat sumer yang tertanyer-tanyer kenaper aku off kan blog aku.

The reasons:

a) Security breach
b) Heartbroken
c) Changelin

Yepppp....aku nak start semula...slepas mende2 TRAGIK tuh...it's time for me to make a change...but some ppl wants me to stay the same, but if i'm gonna stay the same, nothing would happen...it'll stay the same...but for some people like, change is a good thing...makes you forget certain things that unwanted.

Yeahhhh, I'm ready frens. Change is a change indeed. It feels like changing your identity. Kalo boleh aku nak luperkan sumer, erase the memories, restart and turn completely into a different person. Hahaha, yang nih dah macam citer "Dollhouse" lak :P.